3. queenchrissycumberbatch:

    my friendship comes in 3 levels:

    1) sass 

    2) insults

    3) inappropriate sexual humor. 

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  4. sadeon:

    if your girlfriend is cold, be a gentleman. put her in the oven for 40 minutes on 350. check often and serve plain or with white gravy

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  5. lulz-time:


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  6. illuminaughtyprincess:

    went str8 to heaven

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  7. shutuupp:

    i keep losing everything except weight

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  8. ghostdrama:

    i love old science fiction because it’s all like “IT’S THE DISTANT YEAR TWO THOUSAND AND THREE AND MAN IS EXPLORING THE DEEP CORNERS OF THE UNIVERSE” like god bless you old sci-fi you had such high hopes for us

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  11. socialpics:

    I found my religion!

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  14. socialpics:

    Frozen is overrated, but these horses are cool

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  15. lulz-time:

    Okay no. Fucking no. You think your sandwich is cute with peanut butter and jelly hearts, fucker? Well you’ll change your mind once you put it together and try to eat it. First you’ll get a mouthful of just bread and disappointment, then when you take another bite your mouth will be assaulted by copious the amounts of sticky peanut butter and sugary jelly and there won’t be enough bread to save you from it. A sandwich like that is what failure tastes like. The pb and j may be shaped like hearts but there’s no love in that sandwich. It’s about balance. Life needs balance, and so does your fucking sandwich. You disgust me. Don’t talk to me until you know how to make a proper sandwich.

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